Why is this soldier running away from his enemy (and choosing to hide in someone's basement rec room?) Not only does he make himself incredibly easy to find, he has no choice but to give in to his pursuer once cornered. On the other hand, she is clearly not interested in gunning him down and even upon capture, her interrogation/torture techniques are downright civilized. If these procedures for dealing with enemy combatants aren't protected by the Geneva Convention, they definitely should be.

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