Everyone wants to be a part of an orgy, but somehow when it all the fun stops no one ever wants to stay around and help clean up. Of course, they do tend to get a bit messier than your average shindig, so that's why Cilit Bang—which is a real German cleaning product—needed a bit of an upgrade to help hard-partying swingers get out those tough stains. You don't have to be German to get the joke here, but it helps! (Especially with the translation.)

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· Cillit Gang Bang (YouTube, via sexisthenewblog.com)
· Switch Reloaded (prosieben.de)

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