By Dashiell Bennett, 10:26 AM on Tue Jan 29 2008, 2,233 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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To the surprise of ... well, no one really, it turns out those Enzyte "male enhancement supplements" are completely worthless. Even a former executive just admitted in court that their marketing was total bullshit. We're not legal experts, but that might hurt them in their little $100 million federal fraud case. (Oh, and in case you hadn't figured it out yet, don't buy them.) (enquirer.com)