This video is one of those internet finds that horrifies and confuses us, yet somehow make our entire existence worthwhile. Every time you think it's reached the absolute height of ridiculousness, it somehow scales to a new sublime peak ... and then goes higher still. Not to oversell it, but we think we can say without hyperbole that this is the greatest thing ever made in the history of all time. We now present you Smurf porn ... in Spanish! If only the damage to your cherished childhood memories could be wiped away as easily as that blue paint.

· "Smurf FuckFest" (RedTube)

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