Flashbot Fleshback: You’re Only As Old As Your Facebook Page Says You Are

January 25, 2008
DASHIELL

A look back at the week that was ...

· Why do the pornstars keep getting younger and younger, while we remain a miraculously spry 23 years old forever?
· We are soooo into the politics right now. Maybe America should have one of these "election" things too sometime?
· What the world needs now is more dancing martial arts nurses.
· Fucking a robot isn't nearly as scary as it sounds. Is it really any weirder than what you have planned for this weekend?
· The legends are true! Or are they?
· Do you really believe there's no more tentacle porn? Just you wait.
· Remember, there are no stupid questions ... just stupid people who don't know any better.