On a day when it was even rainy in Los Angeles, we were thrilled to see "Pool Party" show up in our mailbox.

But Holy Crap, could there be two people less happy to see us? I mean, we did interrupt you with a dick in your mouth, but it's not like we asked for directions. And if that's the way you feel with a tongue in your ass, why even sit on one? Turn that frown upside down, ladies: the pool guy is here!

· Sandy Bunz (sandybunz.com)
· Buy "Pool Party" (cduniverse.com)

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