There are few things in this world hotter than traffic violations. That's why male and female officers are so rarely teamed up to check out license plate numbers, registration tags and curb heights. Writing tickets together creates such a sexually-charged atmosphere that they will inevitably end up fucking in the back of the police van. (Just think of all the overtime!) Even worse, citizen patrols (who are also interested in the erotic potential of no parking zones) will inevitably follow and issue their own "citations" on the officers who have no doubt allowed their meters to expire. Maybe the next time these cops catch some silly teenagers necking in the back seat up at Inspiration Point, they'll have a little more sympathy.

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