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Planning to spend the next four years making money as a "President" John Edwards impersonator? Well, things don't look too good for you right now, but there's still hope to be found on Craigslist—"I am willing to let you do anything you want with my ass, as long as you let me call you Mr. Edwards and you dress up in a suit." Just make sure the real thing doesn't get there first. (craigslist.org, via Wonkette; pic via voteforbreakfast.com)