Some people believe that there are no accidents and that everything happens for reason. A waitress spilling her drink on your jeans on the very same day you "forget" to wear underwear—this is not just random chance or blind luck. This is the universe trying to tell you something. That something is that you need to get laid more and if you want to align the stars in your favor, then finding a bar with hot, but clumsy staff is usually a good way to go.

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· "Hot Waitress" (RedTube)

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