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As much as we love a good upskirt shot, we think throwing yourself on the sidewalk under Jessica Alba as she passes by might be going a bit too far to get one. (Then again, if this hadn't happened TMZ wouldn't have been able to use the term "pap smear" to describe the incident, and then where would we be?) (tmz.com)