No, that's not a Sleestak—that's a fighter pilot who has crash landed into someone's living room tent fortress with a trusted wingwoman. As you know, standard Air Force protocol in such stranded situations is to pretend you're on a picnic and start fucking, lest any enemy combatants discover your position and think that you're trying to do something else with their airspace. On another note, this video is totally refutes the long held theory that Top Gun is really about gay pilots who are secretly in love with each other. Or does it?

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