Everyone knows from watching movies that private schools appear on the surface to be stuffy, uptight institutions of higher learning, but underneath they are actually lusty dens of sin and vice. So we can't figure why Britian would be so shocked to learn that a private school English teacher can be seen having (not really) sex with a randy construction worker on YouTube. This fantasy ad has been online for some time already, and while it might be creepy in a "women are all dirty sluts who crave hardhat cock" sorta way, we wouldn't call it "shocking soft-porn." (Decide for yourself below. They even use a condom!) But if a low-paid teacher can't make a little non-nude acting money during summer breaks, then there's definitely a lesson to be learned in there somewhere.

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· Scruffs Hardwear Commercial (YouTube)
· "Pupils discover their teacher in 'shocking soft-porn' advert" (dailymail.co.uk)

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