This Week In Press Releases: “Barely Legal Latinas”

January 15, 2008
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If we remember anything from our own quiñceanera, by the time ladies like Lorena Sanchez reach "Barely Legal" age everything is old hat. Still, to paraphrase Larry Flynt at last Saturday's AVN Awards, Porn Will Out. That is why our hearts leap up to resuscitate our very occasional Press Release of the Week feature, this time from the scribes at Saint Larry's own company, as they find the upside down exclamation point key on their typewriters that has proven so elusive to us (otherwise I, for one, would use it ¡all the time!) to flog "Barely Legal Latinas". Lee Ud. mas post el gapo.

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(Beverly Hills, CA) For the first time ever, Hustler's Barely Legal series goes Latin! These Barely Legal Latinas are eager to please their men, and "aye aye aye!" can they do it well! If you've never experienced Latin lovin', then this film will definitely show you what you've been missing!

I swear, Pope Benedict XVI, if I hear you say "Ay Papi" one more time ...

Director Richard de Montfort truly knows how to get lust-filled performances from his stars. The film features spicy-hot scenes with Franky Vixen, Gabriella Romano and Lorena Sanchez, to name a few. These seemingly innocent ladies know exactly how to tease their men and get the right results!

Because the manipulative whore angle hasn't been tried since "Barely Legal Jewesses".

Franky Vixen gives a scorching performance as a young Latina who will do whatever it takes to make a good impression at her job interview. She demonstrates that sometimes passion is more important than credentials to get the job done!

How do you think we got our jobs here?

"Retailers can't get enough of Barely Legal titles," says David Diamond, Hustler National Sales Manager, "and this all-new Barely Legal Latinas will definitely satisfy your customers."

(How can they be satisfied if they can't get enough?)