Please do pardon us if you've seen this one before, but the many-dicked bukkake machine and sloshy, sloppy muff-mashing Japanese beauty beneath the machine is like a bag of chips: you can't stop once you've started watching, and you have to share it with everyone just to be fair. Whether it's right or wrong. But in the world of DIY, fake bukkake, and the retroness of said memetastic spooge-fests, there is no right or wrong, there's just spurts and squeals and puddles of what looks like marshmallow fluff mixed with olive oil, and a girl who looks vaguely happy to be in the center of the whole bizarre and compelling sloppy sandwich. If anyone knows what she's squeaking, please do let us know in the comments, for as you all know, truth in porn and archival quality posts are what we strive for here, plus I'm just dying to know if it's actually a hair conditioner commercial in disguise. Apols for the pixelation in advance.

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