Something occurred to me across 25,000 feet of convention floor space: Is Bobbi Starr wearing underpants? Alas she was, and probably still is, for the northern California native is very proper. Still, for a few moments until it was scientifically determined she was wearing a white thong, the world seemed like a parfait glass of possibilities.

"Oh! You're wearing a thong!" I said.

"Sorry," she said.

· Bobbi Starr @ Twisted Factory (twistedfactory.com)

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