Do you like sex toys? Then the AVN Expo is that magic wonderland you've always dreamt of — because if there's one thing this place has more of than fake boobs and long lines of fans, it's big rubbery phallic objects waiting to be stuffed somewhere. If you're ready for all that jelly, take a look at our photographic sample sale after the jump. (There are actually a lot more where these came from, but even we have our limits.)

· Photos by Nick McGlynn/Richard Blakeley

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