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Lots of us love sushi, and lots of us love girls, and the two have been combined in some pretty decadent and sexy ways. But considering that "onigiri" is stuffed with some kind of mystery fish like octopus or eel, on second thought, taking a bite out of onigirigirl's starchy ass suddenly makes us a little queasy... (japundit.com, thanks Praemedia)