Digital Playground employs a trio of gentle bruisers from Detroit who take a break from their jobs (one works for the Fire Department) to calmly keep overeager fans from pawing the parts of the cast of "Pirates 2". "I just remind people that if 'you touch them, I'm gonna touch you,'" said Brian, aka the Great Gazoo. While it is our impression that Stoya can pretty much take care of herself, Gazoo, Big Dog, and Little Bear are there for that much more reassurance.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

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