Team Fleshbot (or most of it) has assembled in Las Vegas ,and soon we all will unite like the mighty Voltron to bring justice and glory to people of the world who enjoy jerking off. For now though ... you've sampled a few of the sights, now here are some sounds and moving pictures from the early hours on the convention floor. It's the only place on Earth where beautiful women invite total strangers to photograph their ass. Yes, it's different here.

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