At this point in our porn-weary blogging careers (porn years are much longer than canine ones, trust us), you pretty much have to pay us to look at a sex tape—especially where some of them are concerned—and not the other way around. Yet, the plucky smut barons at Sell Your Sex Tape seem to be offering $2K for anyone who wants to make them a homemade sex video. Look out Red Light District! And hello Corey Clark; we think we hear your comeback 'a callin'. That is, if anyone still knows what a "tape" is.

· Sell Your Sex Tape (sellyoursextape.com, via Indie Nudes)

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