By Violet Blue, 11:35 AM on Wed Jan 9 2008, 2,244 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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People of a certain glass-closety flavor tend to throw the same stones in our direction, namely that sex toys and porn are harmful and patriarchal weapons against all women-kind, and all that blah blah blah... And while we've pointed to Zoofur in the past, we'd just like to point out that sex toys and porn don't hurt people. It's people who swing the 24" by 5" Thor dildo too carelessly at the Fleshbot offices that hurt people. Ahem. (zoofur.com, thanks Steve)