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In what sounds like a cruel hoax, but isn't, Red Light District will follow up that Amy Fisher sex video by releasing "Joey Buttafuoco: Caught On Tape" next month. No word on whether or not Joey buttafuocos anyone in this inevitable masterpiece, though we're sure that won't be the last time you hear someone making that joke. (Reuters)