Our deluxe version of this film came with a "Lord of the Rings"-style leatherette cover and no jessica drake, but yours will arrive this way, with the miniscule-loving San Antonio native looking all St. Pauli Girl. Like "The Howling", "The Shining", and, well, "The Ring", all movies that start with "The" and end with "-ing" sound like horror films, as did this one. So your job, like last week's perennial winner Cloudcarrier, is to think of something that sounds like a better horror movie.

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· See the real title" (gamelink.com)

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