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You're already cheating on your diet; your shiny new gym membership is still unused; and that copy of Proust is gathering dust on your bedside table. Why do so many resolutions fall as flat as yesterday's champagne? Still, it looks like that at least some folks are sticking to the goal of making good use of a new year, as you'll see in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene this week. Dust off those cobwebs with a fresh faced new partner, enjoy the intimacies of threeways within fourways, and bring new luster to the same old same old.

Don't give up with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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Our First True Threesomes

On the subject of creampie licking, I've yet to experience anything hotter than watching the wives lick each other's creampies—both vaginal and anal. When you consider how incredibly naughty the act of creampie licking is, actually watching it happen is almost surreal. But it's not just creampie licking. The other day I came on Katie's tits and Lauren licked them clean, and that was surreal too. There is no doubt the wives do it to please/entertain us, making them quite the pleasers. But they're not out just to please us. If you watched them go at it, you'd quickly realize they're as into pleasing each other—two chicks behaving as lesbians—as us.

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My First Orgasm of 2008

"Lay on your back, your head on my pillow."

I do as I'm told. Suddenly, I am aware of a feeling I have never known before. I am a cock girl, always have been, and no that is not the feeling I am talking about. What I mean is, I always prefer my orgasms to be given to me by cock. Given the choice of cumming by cock our tongue, I'll tell you cock. But last night was different. Last night, I wanted my first orgasm of the year to be done by his tongue.

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Fisting His Ass

They talked for a while until the sound of screams stopped them both. "What the hell was that?" Eric asked. "It sounds like someone is being torn apart."

"Nah, more like taking a one way trip to heaven." Rich said. Eric looked at him confused. He had no idea what he was talking about. "He's getting fisted man, and it's his first time. You never forget your first time. Especially if your first time is with Master X."

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Eating My Own Cum

While I was masturbating I have often thought of eating my own cum. Back when I was a teenager I would be jerking-off to one of my porn girlfriends who was extra special. Maybe I had cum to this babe several times. Each time she seemed more special than the last. I would taste my pre-cum and it tasted pretty good. So the thought would come into my head that this time I was going to swallow my own cum in tribute to this special lady. I would get all worked up, I'd shoot my load, and then suddenly the idea was no longer appealing.

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Young Bucks and Old Maids

Anyway, I'm trying to get over to Annabelle but I get waylaid by Tasha, who is staggering about. I say, "I simply don't think I'm drunk enough to ask Annabelle what her new boyfriend is like in the sack."

"What nationality is he?"

"South African."

"Shit! I slept with a South African once and his penis was literally unbelievably huge, like, as wide as a coke can. You could only get about a third in."

"Holy fuck! You mean you were stuck on the top like on a pogo stick?"

"Yeah. It was really awful."

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Hostess

At one point, my owner made me stand, and lift my sweater and skirt enough to display my underwear—white, lacey bra and boyshort panties. My owner stood me in front of him, turning me around so that Max and Alex could see my bottom. And then he up-ended me . . . I literally flipped like a see-saw as he seamlessly lowered me over his knee, my hands hitting the floor as my backside went up. He invited Max to swat me, and I heard masculine steps approaching. Max slid the fabric of my panties out of the way and his palm made contact with my bare skin. Twice, maybe three times. Andrew took over next, and my lady helped, and after I had been given that little warm-up, my owner took my panties off altogether.

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See also: Sugasm #112: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

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Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive