You've heard of vegansexuals, the folks that are so committed to not harming animals that they won't even fuck a meat eater? This video is like the exact opposite of that. Most health experts advise against eating processed mystery meat and mystery meat by-products, so you can only imagine what they think about sticking them in your hoo-hah. But hey, when you gotta eat, you gotta eat.

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