If you're still wondering what Sophie Howard did to earn a coveted spot on our Crush Object of the Year list, the answer is simple—she threatened to smash us under the palm of her hand. You see, while we've been busy drooling over our back issues of Nuts and Zoo Weekly, Sophie has been regularly loaning out her services to Bizarre, turning what we thought was a one-off fetish shoot into a series of, well ... bizarre photos. Giantess, kidnapping, electrification—name and she'll create a reasonable facsimile of it for your ogling pleasure. Maybe it isn't your fetish (or hard enough to satisfy your kink) but surely a video of her playing with live jumper cables has got to count for something. Otherwise, 2008 is going to be a long year ...

· Sophie Howard Fetish Series (bizarremag.com)

Previously: Fleshbot's 2007 Crush Objects Of The Year, Sophie Howard's "Bizarre" Behavior

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