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Oh, Nicolette Sheridan ... as if it weren't enough for you to be running around with your boob hanging out of your bikini top lately, must we watch you getting humped on the beach by your boyfriend Michael Bolton too? We thought that whole "aging gracefully" concept meant leaving things like that to the Britneys and Lindsays of the world—but as long as you seem to be reliving your reckless youth, we're not complaining. (bastardly.com)