Even with the subtitles, we're having a hard time figuring out why exactly Penelope Cruz and her sister start making out with each other at around the four minute and twenty second mark in the video for their brother's new single. (Unless they're trying to tell us that dubbing porn films into Spanish for a living is the sort of thing that automatically leads to incest ... but you'll have to sit through the other four minutes and nineteen seconds of the video to figure that out for yourself.)
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· Eduardo Cruz "Cosas Que Contar" directors cut (YouTube, via toxicmagazine.com)
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