The tagline on Zoli Suicide's MySpace page describes her as a "nude model extraordinaire", but that's only part of what makes her so special—though we have to admit, she does make a pretty damn good nude model too. After the jump, join us for a Q&A in which we get to hear all about Zoli's life as a Suicide Girl, what chicks need to do to impress her, her plans for Charlize Theron ... and yes, get to see some more naked pictures of her too. (Hey, just because we're trying to get to know her a little better doesn't mean we can't be a little superficial. And somehow, we don't think she minds.)

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Meet Zoli Suicide
Interview by DCypher

First things first: How old are you?
ZS: I'm (finally) celebrating my 21st birthday January 18th.

Let's go over your extensive list of tattoos and piercings. Where do we start?
ZS: Well, I have my nose pierced as well as my antibrow, my tongue twice, my gauged ears, my belly button, and both sides of my outer labia.

How many tattoos do you think you have?
ZS: (laughs) Oh fuck I don't know. I have one behind my right ear that says LOVE and one behind my left that says LUST. I think my favorite one is the one I put right above my pussy which says "I will take your breath away."

That's nice of you to give the ladies something to read while they are down there. What's written on your backside just above your butt crack?
ZS: "Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today."

Where does that come from?
ZS: James Dean. Which is your favorite tattoo of mine?

I'd say either the words "Doll Face" on your knuckles or the lotus on your elbow run a close second to taking my breath away. How old were you when you started getting tattooed?
ZS: I was seventeen.

That's not legal is it?
ZS: Well I grew up in Las Vegas, so I was pretty much running wild from an early age.

So what was your path to becoming a nude model and Suicide Girl?
ZS: It all started when I slept with a stripper. It was right after my eighteenth birthday. I was sleeping with this chick and then I became a stripper.

What was the name of the strip club?
ZS: The place was such a hole in the wall dive that I'd rather not say. I don't want to show them any love.

Tell us about this great love that influenced your life so profoundly?
ZS: I wouldn't exactly put it like that. But her name was Vanessa and she was nineteen. She got me dancing, which was cool.

What was your stripper name?
ZS: I went by Rhea. I was dancing for a while and I came across Suicide Girls and it seemed like a good idea so I contacted them through their website with a few photos and they wrote back to me the next day and that was it. A few days later I was shooting my first set for them. It's really not a complicated process like a lot of people think.

What's it like to be under contract to Suicide Girls?
ZS: It's amazing. They fly us places to hang out with people and shoot and host parties and go go dance. They flew us to Des Moines Iowa to a rock club and then people came to see us. I've been down to Mexico City to go go for Adler's Appetite which is the old drummer of Gun's and Roses. We did the CAPTIVITY party in Los Angeles for the release of the movie. They keep us busy.

Who are some of your favorite Suicide Girls right now?
ZS: Inga is a total sweetheart. Tanna. Posh. Sash. Lucy. That's a good enough list.

Since then, what else have you done?
ZS: Well, because I work with Suicide Girls I've gotten to be on "CSI New York" and a bunch of other shows. CSI just came out on box set and they have a whole big behind the scenes section which is really cool.

What did you do on the show?
ZS: We're doing a mock photo shoot, like a fake Suicide Girl shoot. I'm up on the counter of a diner pouring a milkshake over myself. I get to spout off a couple of lines then somebody dies and we get fifty gallons of blood dropped on us at one point. It was total shenanigans.

Which season and episode is it?
ZS: It's season three and the episode is called "Oedipus Hex". You can look for it on IMDB.

Tell us more about some of the shows you've been on.
ZS: I've been on "Curl Girls" on the LOGO channel, E!'s "Sexiest Jobs In Hollywood", and MTV's "Next". Right now I'm on the cover of Nathan Strause's new erotic film called "Vignette". He does a lot of fetish photography and he's been Andrew Blake's assistant for a long time.

Have you ever shot for Andrew Blake?
ZS: I stop at penetration on camera. That's my line.

Who are some of the other erotic photographers you've worked with?
ZS: I've worked with Nathan Strausse, Richard Avery for Juliland, Ken Marcus, and I've done stuff for Justine Joli. We just had an eleven page layout of us run in Don Juan, which is a Columbian magazine. I'm also on her site, JustineJoli.com. I've also been the centerfold for Taboo from Hustler. That was back in July.

What was the set like?
ZS: Since I don't do penetration on camera I did play piercing, where I had a seven-inch spinal needle put through both of my nipples on camera and then corked at the end. And I had piercings going through my back that had feathers on them so it looked like I had wings pierced into me.

Who does that?
ZS: My piercing guy is named Mathius. I met him at the Bondage Ball a couple of years ago. I'm into fetish, if you can't tell.

You're into women as well. Tell us about that? Did you discover you were a lesbian early on?
ZS: I don't know if I would say early on. It took me a long time to sort out being a teenager and trying to figure out what the fuck is up from down. It took me a while to figure out that I was attracted to women. Once I did sleep with women it was a different story.

You've said that you can count the number of guys you've slept with on your fingers?
ZS: Oh yeah. It's not that many. As a joke I recently sat down and started piecing together the number of women I have been with and then it became serious. It was a good experience for me to get an idea of how many women I've been with.

Have you ever thought about keeping a private blog about the women you sleep with?
ZS: Well a lot of my friends are people that I've dated so that wouldn't work.

How solid is your status as a lesbian these days?
ZS: I haven't slept with a guy in over three years now.

So what about the line from "Chasing Amy" where Jason Lee insists that every lesbian in the world needs deep dicking?
ZS: (laughs) That's what strap-on's are for! I think instinctually there are always going to be times that you think about it. But I've had my fair share of sex with guys and it always turned out the same. Sex with men was only physical for me. It was never emotionally satisfying the way it can be with a woman.

So who's hot in porn right now?
ZS: I'd have to say that I'm crushing on Brea Bennet right now. Brea where are you? I think she is just drop dead gorgeous. I also like Cassidey, Justine Joli is beautiful, and Stoya. I can't wait to meet her. In the fetish world I think that Darenzia is just fucking beautiful.

If you could sleep with any women who would it be?
ZS: I would fuck Charlize Theron.

You mean "Two Days In The Valley" Charlize? Or "Monster" Charlize?
ZS: I'm thinking more like Aeon Flux.

If you would be any character on Aqua Teen Hunger Force who would you be?
ZS: Carl of course. He pays for prostitutes in pennies. You've got to love him and his gold chain.

What kind of music are you into these days?
ZS: I've been into a lot of house and electronica lately. I've been listening to IO and cheeseball feel-good stuff. I listen to the Chemical Brothers. I just got 2000 brand new songs so I've had my iPod on shuffle lately. I'm in music heaven.

What can a girl do to impress you if she wants to date you?
ZS: I'm easy to approach if you're a hot chick. Just send me a message to my MySpace with a picture of yourself.

What's the worst job you've ever had?
ZS: I was a paper delivery girl in Vegas once. It's so hot and you're running around throwing papers at peoples houses. That sucked. Plus I cleaned houses for a while.

What kind of car are you driving right now?
ZS: A 2005 Hyundai Tiberon. It's black. It's the first car I've ever had.

If you could be driving anything what would you drive?
ZS: I'm not good with years or anything but it would probably be an older Mustang. Something at least two decades before I was born. I love American muscle cars.

What's next for Zoli Suicide?
ZS: I'm working on shooting with some new photographers. I want to work with Suze Randall, Dave Naz, Octavio Paz. I want to work with Siege and be in Strip Las Vegas Magazine. I want to do more print work. With alt modeling and being in between the lines of porn it's more difficult to chart a course in your career. It's risqué and it puts you in a box. The jobs you get are so random. Your goals keep changing because you're bouncing around. With SuicideGirls you aren't allowed to have a paid site. At the same time it's not like I'm going to go out and shoot for Maxim because obviously having tons of tattoos puts you in a very limited position. It's hard to have a set goal.

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