DCypher reports: Finally arriving on shelves this week complete with a killer punky-slash-emo soundtrack and some pretty amazing packaging, "Dana DeArmond's Role Modeling"—a title you might have seen us mention here once or twice before—is everything we've come to expect from those crazy kids at Vivid Alt.

See why "Role Modeling" is an example to us all after the jump.

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According to Vivid Alt majordomo Eon McKai, the idea for "Role Modeling" first started to hatch when he noticed the interminable tide of requests flooding his inbox from hot tattooed and pierced hopefuls begging to get into porn after watching his work. Likewise, Dana DeArmond found that she too was fooded by a virtual sea of amateur filth from aspiring sex stars after "Dana DeArmond Does the Internet" was released. What's an alt porn impresario and his muse to do?

Then, one balmy Silverlake evening over a meal of strong fondue and l33tspeak while Dana bemoaned her lack of free time to masturbate due to having to dispense advice to fledgling starlets, a collective light bulb flashed over their heads and, like Athena springing fully grown in all her lusciousness from the forehead of Zeus, "Role Modeling" was born with Dana (naturally) being the role model.

Despite what can only be imagined as a super difficult task of wading through stacks of naked pictures of gorgeous, barely legal porn starlets-in-training, Eon and Dana finally cast the stellar cast of promising talent, which includes Apple McCall, Rory Tonic, Casper Vice, and Andy San Dimas. (Where do they come up with those awesome pomo names anyway?)

Watching these newbies take the plunge from discussion board lurkers to full-blown sex stars will make you say w00t. Or whatever the kids are saying these days.

· "Dana DeArmond's Role Modeling" Trailer (vivid-alt.com)
· "Dana DeArmond's Role Modeling" (Adult DVD Empire)

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Previously: Dana DeArmond: Protector Of Youth, Looking Up To Dana DeArmond

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