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Remember when you were a kid and your mom always warned you about putting on clean underwear in case you got in an accident? She probably forgot to also warn you about getting a tattoo on your penis, in case some pervy doctor feels like taking a picture of it for his scrapbook with his camera phone during your emergency gallbladder surgery. Ph0wned! (metro.co.uk)