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Remember those days when all you had to do was leave out a plate of cookies and a glass of milk for Santa on Christmas Eve and call it a night? We're worried now that after he visits Melissa Midwest's house, he's not going to be satisfied with a few Chips Ahoy once he comes down our chimney. (TGP/preview video gallery @ melissamidwest.com)