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So if 32JJ sensation Rachel Aldana and 36G Score contract babe Christy Marks really did get into a one-on-one (er, two-on-two?) battle royale someday, who do you think would win? We'd sit here and ponder the outcome ourselves, but given the possibilities we probably wouldn't be able to think of anything else for the rest of the day. (xfanz.com)