We don't mean to kill your buzz by planting images in your head of your parents having sex (or of Whoopi Goldberg buying a vibrator), but in the spirit of the holidays we'd like to remind you that sex toys do make excellent gifts for your loved ones ... provided that said loved ones do not share half your DNA. Save those extra special gifts for the Secret Santa party.

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