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Britney Spears is having her body replaced with a double for a photo shoot with Blender magazine ... which kind of defeats the whole purpose of hiring Britney, doesn't it? We don't think it's because she's gained weight; it probably has to do with the fact that she can't sit still for more than 30 seconds without exposing herself. (stuff.co.nz)