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Tropical exuberance with a delicate, yet penetrating blend? Sultry mangos? Argentina's best waiting to burst from its shell? Soft, luscious and sweet pulp, alongside a solid piece of dark chocolate? Is this a candy catalog or the back cover of "South American Jungle Sluts 4"? (Boy, we are really hungry right now.) (romanicoschocolate.com, see "Flavors Chart")