If you ever find yourself on top of a kitchen table with Audrey Bitoni, there's a few things you should keep in mind. For starters, don't try to kiss her. Actually ... that's pretty much it. You may stick your tongue anywhere else you like and pretty much everything goes when it comes to sticking other body parts down her throat. But mouth-to-mouth contact is off limits. We don't know if it's a personal thing or (more likely) a plot requirement, or maybe her partner just needs some Listerine, but you should probably just play along and concentrate on more pressing issues. Besides ... kissing girls? That's just asking for a raging case of cooties.

· Audrey Bitoni (Megarotic)

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