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Ingrid Marie Rivera survived a pepper spray attack—it was coated on her dress by rival contestants—and still managed to claim the Miss Puerto Rico crown. The solution to these kinds of clothing-related assaults? All beauty pageants should be performed in the nude. (abcnews.go.com)