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Triumph International is a large German underwear conglomerate, but they apparently leave most of their R&D to their Japanese division. And rightly so, because where else would they come up contraptions like the heated bra and the voter turnout ensemble? Makes your little wings look pretty silly, huh ladies? (inventorspot.com)