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A Columbus, Ohio, court case deals with an off-duty fireman who saw a beautiful naked woman in the park and—naturally—took out his cock. The charge: entrapment! Because the woman was being used by police as bait by to catch perverts. Well, um ... mission accomplished! Great detective work, boys! (columbusdispatch.com)