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Remember "Hot Coffee," the Grand Theft Auto sex hack? Apparently, Take-Two Interactive is finally about to settle that pesky lawsuit brought by all those pissed off prudes. The preliminary settlement offers $35 to customers who can provide proof of purchase and swear on their mom's Game Boy that the sexy mini-game actually upset them. What do we get for being upset that we couldn't get the stupid hack to work on our system? (macworld.com, more @ Kotaku)