If "Mating Habits of Cougars" was the first porn I ever watched, I think I would off myself, "Logan's Run"-style, before reaching the age at which the following indifferent dialogue would be considered foreplay ...

"Somebody order a cougar?"
"Yeah."
"You are fine, fine, fine."
"You're not bad either."
"You like?"
"Surprisingly: Yes." (This was the line that made us wince.)
"We cougars are really horny for guys like you."
"What is a guy like me?"

We end up pitying Kelly Leigh for the hoops Mr. Haircut makes her jump through. That guy really gives elderly gentlemen a bad name.

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