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The sleepy suburb of Duncanville, Texas, does not like all those suburbanites sleeping with each other—especially, when they do it in groups of about 200 or so. Hey, we're all for the swinging, but that's an awful lot of swaps to keep track of, isn't it? (cbs11tv.com)