By Lux Nightmare, 11:22 AM on Wed Nov 7 2007, 414 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Sure, things like shelter, clothing, and food are important, but let's not forget that homeless people need phone sex too ... sometimes badly enough to break into a church and call a phone sex line to get it. Guess that's one way of getting closer to God. (iht.com)