If your vagina could make music, what would it sound like? (Ours would play a nonstop soundtrack of "Holiday"-era Madonna songs, but this isn't about us.) Apparently, the members of the Electric Orifice Orchestra are able to produce experimental electronica using nothing but their vaginas and buttholes (and some fancy electronic devices, too.) If you're wondering what it all sounds like, check out this vide of their performance at the Arse Elektronika conference in San Francisco a few weeks ago. There isn't much of a beat, but somehow we can totally see ourselves dancing to it anyway.

· Arse Elektronika 2007 - Electric Orifice Orchestra (YouTube, via slashdong.org

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