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Though you might get the idea after reading this article that the American porn industry is churning out nothing but Hot Carls and Donkey Punches these days, the fact is that most smut is as dull, predictable, and (relatively) vanilla as ever. As soon as that review copy of "Laotian Onion Blossoms #2" turns up in our inbox, though, then we'll start to worry. (suicidegirls.com - thanks G; thumbnail via extremeassociates.com)