By Dashiell Bennett, 2:09 PM on Thu Nov 1 2007, 554 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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The Rotterdam Natural History Museum wants you to give it crabs. Seriously, they're looking for a crab louse specimen (a.k.a. pubic lice) for their collection before the bikini wax mafia cause the whole species to die off. And your own private "collection" just cleared up! What rotten luck! (iht.com via shakewellbeforeuse.com)