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Want to avoid all those sexy costume-wearing hordes tonight and celebrate the holiday at home? Organize your own hot lesbian vampire film festival instead! Who knows—you might even get some costume ideas for next year, assuming you'll be in the mood then to dress up as a sexy vampire and join the crowds yourself. (Violet Blue @ sfgate.com)