Time was when the mere thought of a sex video starring "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher would have sent our outer borough adolescent hormones on overdrive. Now, not only do we have to remind people who Amy Fisher actually is (or at least point them to her WIkipedia page), but we have to remind ourselves that her Lolita days have been long gone for decades now, even if tabloid headlines continue to refer to her as such. Did we mention that we're feeling very old all of a sudden?

· "Amy's Sexxy Video" and "Cheeky Lolita Bares All" (NY Post)
· Red Light District (clubredlight.com)

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