Celebrity nipple fans are well aware of the exploits of actress Bai Ling, mostly because the only reason she even qualifies as a "celebrity" is her well-documented talent for exposing her little friends every time she goes out in public. It's like a Mobius strip of self-fulfilling publicity—expose your nipples, become famous, then because you are famous people will take notice whenever you expose your nipples. It's brilliant! However, it wasn't until this morning that it finally dawned on us why her nipples are so adept at escaping into the wild: They're just way too large to be contained by any standard-issue dress material. And that's why they say the price of low-cut clothing is eternal vigilance.

· Bai Ling Topless Pictures from Photographie Magazine (egotastic.com)

Previously: Bai Ling in Playboy

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